You guys are all way too technical- making tools and stuff. This is how we shady shade tree mechanics do it:
Rotate the engine to about 20 degrees before #1 TDC firing. Wait until your wife goes grocery shopping. Take her bloomers off the clothesline, and abscond with said clothesline to the garage. You may wear the bloomers if you wish, but that's your business. Jam a whole pile of that clothesline down the spark plug hole. Rotate engine until it jams. Apply large piece of pipe to your breaker bar. Remove pesky crank bolt. Enjoy celebratory beverage. Maybe two, depending on how far away the grocery store is. Return clothesline to its rightful home. Make sure it's not too greasy (same goes for the bloomers, depending on where they were during this project). Don't attempt this with plastic/wire clothesline (obviously).
Yeah, it's ghetto, and your shop teacher would frown at you if he could see you doing it, but it works like crazy. Don't do it at TDC exhaust or you'll do all sorts of bad, expensive things to your valves.
[This message has been edited by Dom Pirinchinci (edited July 02, 2002).]