Guess what showed up at the office?
But this is after we unwrapped it. Guess what was originally wrapped around his neck?
That's right, a horse collar. Here's a close up:
For a public figure in the racing community to display such a lack of head and neck protection sets a very poor example for racers everywhere.
And look what happens when we take off the collar and shake Dave around. His head bobbles!! Floppin' this way, floppin' that way--and not anywhere near 50Gs either. Why, I'll bet if we dropped Dave on the floor his head would pop off and roll down the hall.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is unacceptable. Dave needs head and neck protection and we're just the guys to do it. Therefore, in the interest of racer safety worldwide, we are announcing the Save Dave's Neck Miniature Isaac Modelling Contest. The winner receives a free Intermediate Isaac system valued at $895!
All you have to do is upgrade Dave's safety gear to include harness, helmet, and, of course, an Isaac system. We'll need to get detailed dimensions for the helmet but Dave's doll measures 8" in height with the head being 2.75" tall. (Dave has a big head.) In the meantime, get your raw materials ready and prepare to impress!
The winning design, or a copy of it, will become the property of Isaac, LLC and reside atop Dave's bobblehead.
Bobblehead indeed. Not if we can help it!
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Gregg Baker, P.E.
Isaac, LLC
http://www.isaacdirect.com