Andy Bettencourt
Super Moderator
That way you can brag to your friends that you showed me how to win the race.
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I love it!
That way you can brag to your friends that you showed me how to win the race.
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I'd be happy to offer personal track stumbles for $50 a head.
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Greg, you're such a great friend![/b]
Hey man, anything for you. "Friends Forever!" XOXOXO
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I think you two need to get a room!
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Wow, that's too perfect to put into words! He's even red!
I love it![/b]
If I could ban you from this site, I would. ORP in May, lots of thisAnd if you want to go really fast, offer him a jelly donut.[/b]
Oh, oh, that's low! I really should start working out my face muscles now because after Sundays race, I don't want to be sore from all the grinning I'll be doing. You know, on the east side of Columbus is a very nice, NHRA-ran drag raceway. You might just want to stop there instead where your cars talents can be better showcased.Hey man, anything for you. "Friends Forever!" XOXOXO
Besides, I'm kinda feeling bad about that ass whoopin' you got at the last race...
On edit, for Andy: I...AM...SPEED! Ka-cha![/b]
And I was thinking that I wanted to meet some of you, put faces with names.
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No, you can barely see a grin on my face in that picture, so it won't be anything like that. Funny, you think I would've been grinning more having just set the fastest race lap, with like half the power. Damn my legal engine!
'Tweren't your grin I was referring to, Chief......you can barely see a grin on my face in that picture....[/b]
Ah good point! So....what does "The Fastest Race Lap" trophy look like...?...having just set the fastest race lap, with like half the power.[/b]
Know whatcha mean, bud. Know whatcha mean...Damn my legal engine![/b]
Fixed that for you....[attachmentid=807][/b]
It's warm by you, it's-6 here. :snow_cool:
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It's becoming obvious that I'm going to need to arrive a day or two early and challenge this young whipper-snapper to a drinking duel (didn't you ever see that movie about "youth and beauty" versus "old age and treachery"???)
However, none of this $12-per-keg jazz that you're used to...it's gotta be single-malt Scotch or - at worst - high end lagers...
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Kind of like a dead horse, complete with me beating it with a stick. It doesn't fit well on the mantle, and is starting to smell a bit. It pats me on the back though and tells me I'm special.Ah good point! So....what does "The Fastest Race Lap" trophy look like...?[/b]
First of all, I have MUCH more hair than Homer! Something you guys would know nothing about.It's becoming obvious that I'm going to need to arrive a day or two early and challenge this young whipper-snapper to a drinking duel (didn't you ever see that movie about "youth and beauty" versus "old age and treachery"???)
However, none of this $12-per-keg jazz that you're used to...it's gotta be single-malt Scotch or - at worst - high end lagers...[/b]
You're absolutely right: I just don't have "the bulk" for that kinda fraternity duel; we'll leave the Budweiser to the yung-uns.If you bring the single-malts I'll be more then happy to sit in for Kevin. If it's beer, I think he can take you.
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What a waste of good water! Don't get me wrong; Bud's a great American company making some pretty decent German-style lager, but I'm long past polluting my body with the cheap stuff. If I'm going to feel like hell 12 hours later, I'm doing it in style.So Budweiser it is, and LOTS of it.[/b]
"Well from that day to this I have wandered alone
I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none,
With the sky for me roof and the earth for me floor,
And I'll dance out my days drinking whiskey galore,
Singing ban-ya-na mo if an-ga-na
And the juice of the barley for me."
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