If it were truly a GCR item it would read something like this:
RULES
Any undefined terms or phrasing in this document or any task given referring thereto shall be construed to have commonly accepted meaning.
Article 1.A.I.a:
You have a concrete block garage with one solid door, an opaque roof, and no windows or cracks through which light may pass. The door is closed. No one other than yourself is allowed to open the door, enter the garage, or peer inside for the purpose of determining illumintion.
You are in the house. Near the door to the house which is closest to the aforementioned garage, there are three light switches, each labeled "on" and "off". They are all correctly labeled and functioning correctly. Your wiring is correct, complete, installed in a professional manner, and meets the letter and intent of the most recently published National Electrical Code (subsequently referred to as the "NEC"). Electricity (of the correct voltage and sufficient current capacity) is provided to the "normally open" contact of each switch. You installed all the aforementioned wiring, and there is no one else who knows its routing, controls, or terminations.
Each of the aforementioned switches independently controls one and only one outlet in the aforementioned garage.
Three independent, properly functioning "lamps" (defined, in the glossary, as a complete unit, including switch, cord, plug, and housing - which when properly assembled provide a usable light source) are plugged into one of each of the aforementioned three outlets. Each lamp is equipped with an incandescent bulb which has been measured with a "hot filament" (see NEC) resistance of 150 ohms.
You may only leave the house only one time. Once you leave, you shall not re-enter. You may enter the garage only once. Once you enter you shall not leave.
There is no limit on the time required to complete any task based on these rules.
Any disagreement in the meaning of this article or of the performance of any task given thereunder may result in penalties up to and including disqualification. Any penalty, however, may be referred to a Court of Appeals. The Court of Appeals shall consist of an independent panel of three persons, appointed by and selected from a pool of persons knowledgeable of these rules.
Task:
In compliance with these "rules" (as set forth in Article 1.A.I.a), determine exactly which of the aforementioned three switches controls each of the three aforementioned outlets.
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Yes, I have too much free time at the moment.
