I am happy to see new racers posting here . Welcome.
That's not the atmosphere you're portraying.
The 2014 NARRC battle in ITA has been epic so far: five good drivers in five different well-prepped cars (not all Miatas!) As we head into late September the excitement is palpable for the final clash at the NARRCoffs at Lime Rock.
Everyone is parked together in the B Paddock. As we wait for first session to start the "hanger flying" and ball-busting is going strong. Suddenly, we notice a van with Ohio plates coming down the hill, pulling a well-prepped ITA Miata on an open trailer...as he pulls closer to our paddock we spot it -- Hoosier tires. Everyone gets a little uneasy...
After first qually, fears are confirmed: our top-5 warriors are all within 0.3 seconds of each other...but 1.5s in arrears to the Ohio Miata. The warriors are doing the mental math, and realizing that the difference in points between 1st and 2nd - which is larger than than between 2nd and 3rd, and so forth - will very likely have an effect on the final championship. Lots of grumbling ensues.
Three of the guys pull up their pants and walk across to Mr Ohio's paddock.
"Hey, congrats on the pole!"
"Thanks! Love this place! My first time here, surprised I'm so competitive."
"Yeee-ah, about that. See, we here in the Northeast are all running 'street tires', one with high treadwear ratings."
"Oh! Sorry, I didn't know. Did I miss a requirement in the supps? Are you protesting me?"
"No, no! You're good, it's a 'gentleman's agreement, we're just doing it within ourselves to save money. But here's the rub: we've been racing like this all year, and this is our final marquee race, and the points are really, really tight...I mean like 'you are gonna affect the championship if you win' kinda tight."
"Um, OK. So what are you saying?"
"Well, yeee-ah, we were wondering: if you're leading on the last lap, would you mind pulling off into the pits, let us all go by? That way you won't affect our championship. We'd
reeeally appreciate it."
"Are you asking me to lay down on the last lap and intentionally lose, after having towed all the way over here from Ohio to compete?"
"Yeeeeah, that's it, thaaanks."
"Um. No. No, I don't think I'm going to do that."
"Uh, what?"
"I towed all the way here from Ohio, after hearing about how cool Lime Rock and the NARRCOffs was. I'm on the pole. I'm faster than you. I'm likely to win. I'm fully compliant to the regulations. I am not going to lay down and intentionally lose this race. Sorry."
"But...!"
"No. Thanks."
Our fearless warriors walk away mad, shocked that someone would not capitulate to their obvious enlightenment. "That guy's just an asshole", they assure themselves.
Well guess what? That guy wasn't the asshole, our warriors were the assholes. Our warriors are the ones that decided everyone else should play to
their rules instead of
the rules. And they're all butt-hurt about it.
Moral of the story: you don't want to get butt-hurt, get Topeka to change the IT regs. Or create new classes for those tires. But if you want to win in ITA, plan on buying Hoosiers.
Everybody else already knows and accepts it. That's the rules.
- GA